Haiku Friday: The Big Game

Haiku Friday
It’s that time again
OSU v. UoM
Quick! Hide your dumpsters!

It’s “Beat Michigan” week here in Columbus, and the city has once again gone crazy with the scarlet and gray fever. I only hope that Ohio State wins this game – and not just because I support the Buckeyes partially based on the fear of what might happen if I didn’t.

It’s also because the drunk, happy rioters setting dumpsters on fire are so much easier to deal with than the drunk, bitter rioters setting dumpsters on fire. (It doesn’t matter if we win or lose – there are always riots, and you can count on at least one dumpster fire.)

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What Happens When You Force Her to Use Full Sentences

“Juice!”

“Cordy, that’s not how you ask, is it?”

“Juice, please!”

“Can you say ‘Can I have some juice please?'”

“Some juice, please!”

“No, ‘Can I…have some…juice, please?'”

“Can’t have some juice please!”

“No, no, repeat after me.”

“After me.”

“No, I mean say this…’Can I have some juice please?'”

“I have some juice please?”

“Close! Now, say the whole thing.”

“The whole thing!”

“Ugh! This is going nowhere.”

“No, going to kitchen!”

“Can you ask for juice?”

“Can I… ask for juice, please?”

“Close enough.”

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PS – Another review is up! This time for an awesome music DVD called That Baby DVD. See what I thought about it over at Mommy’s Must Haves.



Parenting Is A Full-Contact Sport

And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

I’m still finding it hard to focus too long on my computer screen today thanks to a sudden meeting of Cordy’s occipital bone with my nasal bone on Sunday.

We were up very early in the morning, thanks to her Houdini ability to open her bedroom door, even with a doorknob safety cover on it. (Note to safety device makers – this one DOES NOT WORK!) In my half-asleep state, I prepared breakfast, turned on the TV, and promptly found a pillow for my head on the couch. Soon, Cordy had eaten breakfast and came over to the couch, wanting to snuggle. She crawled up next to me, facing out with her head on the pillow. I pulled the blanket up to cover both of us and tried to return to my semi-asleep state.

I don’t know why she did it, but she suddenly jerked her head back quick and fast, sending the back of her (hard!) skull into the soft tender parts of my face. For a moment, I could actually “see” pain as everything looked brighter, then darker. White hot electric pain shot through my nose.

For her part, Cordy seemed unaffected, although she did climb off the couch, rub the back of her head, and say, “I have a boo-boo, mommy. Kiss it better?” Somehow, the last thing I wanted to do at that moment was kiss the sore spot on her head that resulted from her attempt to make my nose concave.

I don’t think my nose is broken, but it’s quite possible she cracked the bone. It did bleed, but no black eyes. (Although how can you tell if you have permanent dark circles under your eyes?) Two days later, and I can still feel the ache up into my forehead and eye sockets. But my nose isn’t crooked, so it just has to heal on its own.

Aaron told me the story of how he broke his mother’s nose as a toddler in a similar incident. All I can say is that I really didn’t want to be a part of this family tradition.

Never let your guard down, folks. There are no personal foul penalties in parenting. Investing in a helmet might be a good idea, too.

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Speaking of rough and tumble children, I just reviewed The Daring Book for Girls over at Mommy’s Must Haves. Somehow I think this will be Cordy’s favorite book when she’s older.



All I Want For Christmas Is A Toy That Won’t Kill My Kids

Is that too much to ask for?

Lead. Dangerous magnets. BPA and PVC plastic. And now Aqua Dots covered with a chemical that metabolizes the same as the date rape drug. It seems like this is a dangerous year for toys.

It’s hard enough to find toys that you feel at least have some educational component to them. But now parents are forced to consider if the newest shiny plastic toy is secretly a ticking time bomb slowly poisoning their children.

I think it will be tough to shop for my daughters this holiday season. I’m pretty sure that I’ll be closely examining labels for that “Made in China” small print, and then moving on to something with less chance of being recalled someday.

A new drug must go through rigorous testing before it can be released to the public. Our food undergoes strict testing for contaminants. So why are toys getting onto shelves in high numbers filled with lead paint and toxic chemicals? The CPSC has just one guy responsible for toy testing – one guy. And they don’t seem all that concerned with expanding their agency to improve safety standards for children’s products.

I’ve been lucky so far. Only one toy in our house has been in the recent round of recalls. But I’m not sure how lucky I am – for while some companies are voluntarily recalling their toys, it’s likely that others are not testing their toys at all, or hiding the information to avoid bad publicity. Who knows how many other toys in Cordy’s toy box aren’t safe?

The lead paint scare didn’t bother me at first. Cordy has never been one of those kids who puts things in her mouth. If it’s not food, it generally doesn’t get slobbered on. But now that Mira is with us, I’m scared. Mira, from the very beginning, has proven to be a very oral child. Anything she gets her hands on goes right to her mouth. It’s only a few months before she’ll be crawling, which means she’ll head directly to Cordy’s toys to savor the forbidden taste. (Come on, we all know younger siblings think their older sibling’s toys are the best!)

So what’s on my shopping list this year? I’m not sure yet. Toys ‘R Us has published a list of 500 toys that are not made in China. I also will be looking for more toys from smaller mom and pop companies that make their own products and stand behind their safety. I might even fall back on the family habit of buying books for the girls instead of toys.

You might say that our kids still have safer toys today than we did. That’s true, but it’s partially because we know more about what is safe and what isn’t, so we should hold the toys of today to that higher standard. And while I want the government to beef up its testing and safety guidelines for any product marketed to a child, I also know that the real responsibility lies in the hands of the parents. It’s up to us to be educated about what’s safe and make the best choices for our children.

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This post has been written in conjunction with the Parent Bloggers Network blog blast sponsored by Consumer’s Union, urging parents to “Get the Lead Out This Holiday Season”. Consumer’s Union is encouraging 12 Days of Safe Shopping (11/23 to 12/4) with parents sending letters to Congress and making their local stores aware of their concerns by becoming “safe shoppers.” .



Haiku Friday: Toys and Villains

Haiku Friday
Lead paint, toxic drugs
No toy is safe anymore
Wood blocks for Christmas?

First there was small magnets posing a danger, then lead paint, and now poisonous chemicals that can lead to a coma or death. Seems like every toy is a little death bomb waiting to pounce on our kids. I may be sticking to organic fabric and wood when shopping for gifts for the girls.

Ninth of November
Halloween is over now?
Tell that to my kid.

I’m not sure which is worse – listening to Cordy beg to watch Mickey’s House of Villains for the 78 gazillionth time, or having to sit through it again. Cordy will not accept that Halloween is over, and I’m slowly going insane from it. I think even at Christmas she’ll be walking up to Santa, saying “Look, mommy, a red monster! Happy Halloween!”

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